Taday iz my baby girl's 18th birthday I iz so glad that this there here will be my last child support payment! Month afta month, year afta year, all them thar payments! So I call my baby girl, Darla Mae, to come to my trailer, n when she get here, I says to her, "Baby girl, I want ya to take this thar check over to yo momma house n tell her that this thar check here will be the last darn check she'll ever be agettin' from me, n I want ya to come back n tell me the 'spression on ya mamma's face."
So, my baby girl take the check over ta her momma. I wuz anxious to hear what she says, n bout the 'spression on her face. Baby girl walk frue the door, I says, "Now what ya momma say 'bout that?"
My Darla Mae looks at me n say, "She say ta tell you that "ya ain't my daddy" ... n watch the 'spression on ya face"!!!
Lawd a Mercy!!!