Out for a while

Family, Friends, and Loved Ones,

Gunz and I will not be around for the next few days. Gunz is really sick, I have never seen him so bad and the damn VA wont do anything but give him appointments a month away. Everytime he goes he gets another medical student who doesn't know crap about him and he has to start the process all over. They only want to give him pills and send him for yet another stupid test!

I am getting him away from them and getting him appointments with regular doctors. Please pray for him. Please pray! He needs it so much.

If you would like, you may leave a message here and I will respond when I can.

Thanks,

Ebyjo

Why Women Live Longer Than Men!!!

Yes I know ladies this is shocking...but it is true...

We out live men!

Here are a few examples of why....

Men...*sighs*...We have the duct tape ready, and the hospital on speed dial!!!

Gunz baby..."Yut, yut, oohrah, devil dog, semper fi!"


#7
("Jackstands? Hah! Who needs 'em?")

#6
(Necessity is the mother of invention...
but sometimes Necessity should use birth control!)

#5
("And to think... those wimps at the power company
use straps and cleats to get up this high!")



#4

(I'm sure this guy still wonders why he got fired that day.)

#3
("Gee, guys... that seems like an awful lot of protective gear
for such a small chlorine gas leak...")



#2
(Step 1: Remove shoes. Step 2: Place metal ladder in water.
Step 3: Begin using power tools while standing barefoot on metal ladder in water.)




And the winner is...
(How drunk do you have to be before
this starts looking like a good idea?)




HEEHEE!!!

PS. I'll fix the pictures when blogger isn't being such a Hillary Clinton!!!