Why Women Live Longer Than Men!!!

Yes I know ladies this is shocking...but it is true...

We out live men!

Here are a few examples of why....

Men...*sighs*...We have the duct tape ready, and the hospital on speed dial!!!

Gunz baby..."Yut, yut, oohrah, devil dog, semper fi!"


#7
("Jackstands? Hah! Who needs 'em?")

#6
(Necessity is the mother of invention...
but sometimes Necessity should use birth control!)

#5
("And to think... those wimps at the power company
use straps and cleats to get up this high!")



#4

(I'm sure this guy still wonders why he got fired that day.)

#3
("Gee, guys... that seems like an awful lot of protective gear
for such a small chlorine gas leak...")



#2
(Step 1: Remove shoes. Step 2: Place metal ladder in water.
Step 3: Begin using power tools while standing barefoot on metal ladder in water.)




And the winner is...
(How drunk do you have to be before
this starts looking like a good idea?)




HEEHEE!!!

PS. I'll fix the pictures when blogger isn't being such a Hillary Clinton!!!